Fake your way through conversations with your cinephile buddies with these handy summaries!
The Shape of Water
He may be a cold fish, but he’s not a cold fish, know what I mean???
Darkest Hour
Little known Harry Potter lore: Sirius Black escaped detection by the dementors for years by disguising himself as Winston Churchill.
Dunkirk
The war is confusing and long and has a lot to do with water.
Phantom Thread
Douchebag dude gets what’s coming to him… and likes it???
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
“Don’t fuck with me.”
— Frances McDormand in the middle of fucking with everyone.
Get Out
“All I know is sometimes, when there’s too many white people, I get nervous, y’know?”
The Post
She’s not bossy, she’s the boss.
Call Me by Your Name
Peach juice dribbling down your chin will never be the same.
Lady Bird
Watching a melodramatic teen, thinking to yourself, “Was I that bad???”
Illustration by Will Wellington/The Ontarion