Because kissing under the mistletoe is so last decade
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Exams are done. Three weeks to catch up on sleep and relax (unless your part-time job calls). Time to spend with family and getting stuffed with homemade roasts. It’s also the time to make up on all the lost fun you cut out during studying. Here are some tips to heat up this cold Christmas.
1. DECORATE THE CHRISTMAS TREE NAKED
Invite your partner over to decorate the tree while wearing nothing but Santa’s hat and stockings. Experience the magic of watching the tree come to life while enjoying the sexy view.
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2. NETFLIX AND CHILL WITH CHRISTMAS-THEMED MOVIES
Watch Home Alone, Love Actually, or How the Grinch Stole Christmas, because why not? Old movies bring back some nostalgic feelings for the past, which can lead to some present feelings during the short intervals. Not to mention, you are already snuggled up in bed so it takes minimal effort to take things to the next level.
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3. HEAT THINGS UP BY THE FIREPLACE
Sex on a sheepskin rug. Every other light in the house off. Just the firelight bathing you and your partner’s body. Pupils dilated. A glass of mulled wine on the side. How is that not seductive?
4. SEXY PRESENTS
Sex toys, massage oils, and erotic novels, oh my! You can find sexy presents at the Stag Shop in Guelph or other sex shops. A far better present than coal for being naughty.
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5. WEAR CHRISTMAS-THEMED LINGERIE
Places like La Senza and the Stag Shop will no doubt be holding a lingerie sale with items in Christmas colours of red, green, and gold. Even better, places like the Stag Shop sell holiday-themed costumes. Who doesn’t want to be spanked by a Sexy Santa?
6. TAKE A LONG BATH WITH CHRISTMAS-SCENTED BATH BOMBS
Places like Lush have tons of creative, fun bath products. Include scented candles from somewhere like Bath and Body Works — there is something undeniably sexy about the smell of Winter Candy Apple.
Remember to always wrap it before you tap it, and I don’t just mean presents!
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