Many look to President Trump for nutritional inspiration
In this increasingly health-conscious world, there are not many people who dare to challenge the establishment on nutritionally-based issues. The few who do are generally self-sufficient individuals who possess the bravery needed to question the advice that so-called “medical professionals” try to force upon us.
Donald Trump is one of those people. Dozens across the globe have decided to cast aside the oppressive heads of cabbage and other assorted garden produce that is promoted endlessly by health ministries of most first world governments, in favour of the diet that President Trump champions. The Trump diet was made famous when it was revealed by his doctor that, if elected, Trump would be “the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,” according to Trump’s Twitter page.One can but assume that the 12 refreshing Diet Cokes enjoyed by the president every day have a big part to play in helping him maintain his excellent health. Indeed, the boost provided by each can gives him the much-needed energy that he needs for his high-powered job. Try getting that much energy or stress-busting aspartame from one of those green smoothie things.
Buckets of fried chicken and Big Macs also supplement his diet and are packed with protein, which helps to explain why the president manages to maintain his sleek but muscular frame despite the stressful life he leads. This fact is the talk of most daytime chat shows.
Lastly, the cocktail of chemicals created when the president eats Oreos, Vienna Fingers, and Diet Coke all in the same day surely has a preservative effect on his brain, making him immune to the effects that aging normally has on mental processes. Trump is, without a doubt, the healthiest president that ever lived.We could all learn a thing or two from his healthy lifestyle habits and choices. So the next time you’re tempted to give in to traditional health advice, think again! Put down that withered lettuce leaf of oppression and pick up that golden cheeseburger of freedom that you’ve been eyeing all week! You owe it to yourself and you owe it to your country.