Because stress is good for your health after all
Scientists from Ohio have proven that increasing stress is in fact good for your health. In case final exams aren’t stressing you out enough, here are five student-friendly, low-cost methods to increase your stress levels.
Call your parents: When are you getting a job? When are you getting married? Are you eating and sleeping? Why are you stressed out? All these questions will have you worrying about your future in no time — all you have to do is call!
Don’t pay close attention to your healthy diet: This one is a multitiered hack, because not only will you save money and increase stress by being so busy you forget to eat well, but your immune system and sleep schedule will go all out of whack as well! You might even start to get dizzy more often and pass out, which will give you an impromptu nap and maybe even get you hospitalized. What’s more stressful than that? Do the same thing, but in America, so you can also worry about your hospital bills!
Watch the news: Nothing is more anxiety-inducing than thinking about the hellhole that is the rest of the world.
Stay up all night before an exam: Sleep? Who needs sleep! Why not stay up until 4 a.m. before an 8 a.m. exam for no reason other than to ruin tomorrow? Maybe you didn’t study enough. Maybe you can’t sleep anyway. Maybe you followed tip number two (haha number two) and want to increase your suffering. Maybe you need to write your weekly newspaper article and forgot that it was due the next morning. It doesn’t matter! Just do it.
Keep on keeping on: If you’re reading this, you probably go to school and are dealing with the stress that accompanies it. Just keep doing that, even take some summer courses, and you’ll be the healthiest stressed out person on campus sooner than you can worry about a stress-free summer vacation!