Calls them crazy commie bastards
In an unprecedented turn of events for campus policy decisions, Doug Ford and his government have finally consulted with students that are not active in select youth conservative groups.
Jack Fisher, president of the Central Student Association (CSA), called the move a step in the right direction, but the execution of the meeting hurtful.
“I found the meeting to be a step in the right direction,” Fisher said in an interview with The Contrarion. “He stepped into the meeting with his middle fingers up high and voice raised even higher saying ‘crazy commie bastard’ over and over again.”
“He then laughed and we watched him leave Queen’s Park in this tinted-out van. Nour [Alideeb] followed him and she said she saw a lazy-boy in the van,” Fisher continued. “I travelled to Toronto for this, it just feels disrespectful. I mean I’m not even a socialist.”
The Contrarion confirmed with Nour Alideeb, the Central Federation of Students (CFS) chair of Ontario about the incident.
“I was angry with Premier Ford about the middle fingers and the commie comment,” said Alideeb. “I followed him to his van and there he was with a pile of chicken wings, sitting in a lazy-boy, and watching a flat-screen television playing a Toronto Maple Leafs game rerun.”
The Contrarion reached out to the Ford government for comment.
“We don’t talk to commie-loving, leftist rags,” read the email reply from the government.
The van has been embroiled in controversy after Ford fired Brad Blair, the former OPP deputy commissioner for leaking documents about the lazy-boy fitted van.
“Xzibit worked closely with Ford during the process and I thought the van and hiring Xzibit to a six-figure salary was a waste of taxpayers’ money,” Blair said in an interview with The Contrarion. “I had to step up and say something no matter the consequences.”
Featured photo by Alora Griffiths/ The Ontarion