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Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)

Your passion and ambition are illuminated by your ruling planet Mars. With a powerful planetary pull in your chart this month, you are a seeker of quantum soup. Grab a spoon and slurp it up!

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20)

Strong, stubborn, stoic. These words describe you, Taurus. This month, you may be ruled by discontinuity without realizing it. Get back to continuity by watching some soap cutting videos. It’s what the cosmos — and you — need.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20)

Pluto is entering your chart this month, which probably means something. This planetary pull may make you hesitant, but remember, wisdom is the driver of passion and it’s a one-way street.

Cancer (Jun. 21 – July 22)

Perhaps you are feeling some lunar pressures in your life, dear Cancer. You may find yourself pondering “Have I found my myth?” But how can one’s myth be found, if the account is private? It’s time to change your privacy settings and let others in.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

The cosmos is buzzing for you this month, Leo. Your will is the knowledge of starfire and we are the guardians of the sun. Stand your ground this month and let your roar soar!

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22)

Virgo, oh Virgo… the milky way is entering your bowl of cheerios this month. It sure tastes delicious, doesn’t it? Now is your time to enjoy!

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

You value your harmony and balance. But chaos makes life interesting. The scales you are represented by would make for a great side table. Do not be afraid of letting things get out of control; to traverse the journey is to become one with it.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

Scorpio, the sun is igniting your chart this month. It’s an interplanetary bonfire just for you! Pluto, your ruling planet, is ascending, so this month be sure to roast some marshmallows and snuggle up with a cozy mystery.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

Curiosity cannot thrive in a controlled environment. Let your mother planet, Jupiter, assert her dominance. The stratosphere is at a tipping point and it’s a good thing you brought a parachute!

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Saturn is cascading into your chart with endless cosmic energy this month! Enjoy this freedom, but don’t get too ahead of yourself. With great power comes exploration… which is exactly what they want you to think.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

Gentle child of Uranus, it is a time to reflect. Search inwardly this month. That’s what Uranus would want you to do. You do not need to re-write your story, but getting an editor would really help.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)

Stardust is the being of all well-being, including you. With your planet mother, Neptune, guiding your empathetic nature, it’s time to chill out a bit. Your stardust has been disturbed. Allow it to settle again before you take on more tasks this month.