Author: The Ontarion

Opinion

Brass Taps: The final draught?   

Bad service coupled with strange policies drives away customers The Brass Taps is a popular place, and one would have to look far and wide on campus to find someone who hasn’t been to the campus pub at least once. But, following an incident that occured in late March, I was […]

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Another committee created to consider student demands

U of G’s Board of Governors has made real progress in the continuation of the status quo Once again, the top governing body at the University of Guelph has committed to listening to students’ voices. For the fourth time over the course of many years, a subcommittee has been formed […]

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Local father devastated to be left out of “God’s Plan”

Drake’s new hit snubs dads everywhere, unfairly favours beds and mommas, says local dad Gary Lancaster is a single hardworking father of three who spends his week working at a credit union in Downtown Guelph and his Saturdays selling homemade jam at the Guelph Farmers’ Market. In between, he’s a part-time Uber driver […]

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Five ways to increase stress on a budget

Because stress is good for your health after all Scientists from Ohio have proven that increasing stress is in fact good for your health. In case final exams aren’t stressing you out enough, here are five student-friendly, low-cost methods to increase your stress levels. Call your parents: When are you getting […]

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Shy profs dig tunnels under school

A perfect day at work involves as little interaction with students as possible After complaints from students of loud subterranean drilling happening all over campus, a small group of professors have come forward to claim responsibility for the noise. “We’re building alternate pathways underneath campus to ease the stress of travel,” […]

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Brass Taps staff play hide and seek with customers

Freebie Fridays, but training all day every day For a little over a month now, The Brass Taps pub on campus has been holding “Freebie Fridays,” a weekly event where they distribute free drinks to patrons who are able to find their servers. John Anderson, a frequent Brass Taps customer, […]