Eight first-time comedians take The Making-Box stage The Making-Box continued to ring in the new year this weekend with First Timers, where eight first-time stand-up comedians took a crack at performing in front of a sold-out crowd. Host Zoë Barrett-Wood made the show flow seamlessly, but the real stars were the […]
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When you slip on ice
When the weather gets cold and our spirits get down, ice comes along and settles on the ground — just to make your day a little more complicated. With the ice comes a fear of falling in front of everyone and being absolutely mortified. Although it may not seem like […]
The Last Jedi courted controversy in a time of outrage
Polarized response to Episode VIII sign of toxic political climate Star Wars: The Last Jedi has become one of the most divisive films in recent memory. It’s hardly a surprise, however, as everyone had their own hopes for the movie and the reintroduction of Luke Skywalker. People were not happy about […]
Is coconut oil a superfood?
Coconut oil healthy option for cooking and beyond Coconut oil is a product you’ve likely heard quite a bit about in recent years. We’ve been told that it is not only good for your hair, skin, teeth, digestion, hormones, and overall well-being, but has also been suggested as the world’s […]
What oil should you be cooking with?
Comparing the big three: olive oil, avocado oil, and coconut oil There has been a continuing debate over the different types of cooking oils and their various health benefits. Some believe that one type of oil is superior to another while others are unsure. Here are the health benefits of cooking […]
Cognitive scientist explains what makes art appealing
You might like that painting because of evolution Have you ever found yourself looking at a piece of art for a long time, trying to understand it? Some art isn’t easy to digest. There are various aspects of art that make pieces more recognizable, enjoyable, or appealing. Cognitive science can […]
How to put a price on a work of art
Two artists break down what to think about when valuing artwork Many artists struggle with pricing their art because of how subjective an artwork’s value can be. I asked two artists to outline how they price their work, and how young artists might start pricing their own. GARTH LAIDLAW: PRICE […]
Poem: Realise When You’ve Had Enough
Frozen water rushes into the crack The boat slowly sinks into my subconscious Drowning itself in the forgotten memories that bubble towards the surface Hitting the bottom, it slides down the sand The boat slowly sinks into my subconscious Revealing hidden shadows in the murk Hitting the bottom, it […]
Space animal art is out of this world
I painted this smiling pig in space as a Chrismukkah present for my partner Rob, it was our first year together, and it started me down a path of art-making I never saw coming! I have loved painting and drawing all my life, but it’s always been just a hobby […]
Short Story: Just Keep Me in the Dark
It happened quickly, but not quickly enough. “You’re right,” he said, “I’ve slept with her.” Frieda breathed out through her mouth like she’d instructed her boys to do when ripping off a Band-Aid: “In and… out!” Tom reached a veined hand out to touch her knee, a gesture so familiar […]
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The Ontarion publishes independent, student-produced news, opinion, and commentary for University of Guelph students so that they can make informed decisions in their lives. To do this, The Ontarion provides learning opportunities and training in journalism, media production, leadership, board governance, and other aspects of nonprofit news.
The Ontarion is the University of Guelph’s independent student newspaper. It began in 1951 as part of the Ontario Agricultural College and then began to represent the entire University of Guelph once it amalgamated in 1964. The Ontarion incorporated in May 1970 as The Ontarion, Inc., a not-for-profit corporation registered with the province of Ontario.